SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.
captionless selfies???? who the fck do u think you are mona lisa
i hope my first child is a dragon
"so how long have you been on tumblr"
*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*
may the odds ever be in your favor